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Once George the First

George the First of England while on journey to his native kindom stopped at a village in Holland. While fresh horses were being got ready for him, the king asked 2 or 3 eggs. They were brought him and the price asked was a hundred florins.
"How is "this?"- asked the king, - "Eggs must surely be very rare here."
"Pardon me,"- replied the host, - "eggs are plentiful enough, but kings are rare here."

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